Pandora - Shemot

Who are YOU?'
said the Caterpillar.

This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied, rather shyly, `I--I hardly know, sir, just at present-- at least I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.'

`What do you mean by that?' said the Caterpillar sternly. `Explain yourself!'

`I can't explain MYSELF, I'm afraid, sir' said Alice, `because I'm not myself, you see.'

`I don't see,' said the Caterpillar.
`I'm afraid I can't put it more clearly,' Alice replied very politely, `for I can't understand it myself to begin with; and being so many different sizes in a day is very confusing.'

`It isn't,' said the Caterpillar.

`Well, perhaps you haven't found it so yet,' said Alice; `but when you have to turn into a chrysalis--you will some day, you know--and then after that into a butterfly, I should think you'll feel it a little queer, won't you?'

`Not a bit,' said the Caterpillar.

Alone

© Delphy


Deep in the darkness
My heart still sees
Everything I'll never need
Behind these eyes I go everywhere
There's no need for sympathy

I've seen your world
with these very eyes
Don't come any closer
Don't even try
I've felt all the pain
and heard all the lies
But in my world,
there's no compromise

Like every tree stands on its own
reaching for the sky
I stand alone
I share my world with no one else
All by myself,
I stand alone
~song: I Stand Alone - Steve Perry

... culese de la cei mai intelepti decat mine

"Traim intr-o era in care pizza ajunge la noi acasa mai repede decat politia."
-- Jeff Marder.

"Un intelectual e cineva care a gasit ceva mai interesant decat sexul."
-- Edgar Wallace.

"Intr-o tara subdezvoltata sa nu beti apa. Intr-o tara superdezvoltata sa nu respirati aerul."
-- Jonathan Raban.

"Noua Zeelanda este o tara cu trei sute de milioane de oi, iar trei milioane din ele se considera oameni"
-- Barry Humphries.

"Singurele cuvinte in engleza pe care le-am vazut in Japonia: SONY si MITSUBISHI."
-- Bill Gullickson.

"Homosexualitatea in Rusia e o crima si pedeapsa inseamna sapte ani de puscarie, inchis alaturi de alti barbati.
Lista de asteptare se intinde pe trei ani."
-- Yakov Smirnoff.



"Sa traiesti pe pamant poate fi scump, dar include o calatorie gratuita in jurul soarelui in fiecare an."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant.

"Daca iti consideri seful un tampit, gandeste-te ca daca ar fi fost destept, ai fi fost somer."
-- Albert Grant.

"Nu vreau lingai in jurul meu. Vreau ca toti sa-mi spuna adevarul- chiar daca asta i-ar costa slujba."
-- Samuel Goldwyn.

"Doctorul mi-a dat sase luni de trait, dar cand n-am putut plati factura mi-a mai dat sase."
-- Walter Matthau.

"In fiecare dimineata ma uit in Forbes la cei mai bogati oameni ai Americii. Daca nu sunt acolo, plec la munca."
-- Robert Orben.

Nu-i suficient sa faci tot ce-i mai bun. Intai trebuie sa stii ce sa faci, APOI sa faci ce-i mai bun.
-- W. Edwards Deming

Succesul inseamna sa mergi din esec in esec fara sa-ti pierzi din entuziasm.
-- Winston Churchill

Singurul mod de a va face calculatoarele sa mearga mai repede este sa le aruncati pe fereastra.
-- Robert Paul

Intrebarea daca un computer gandeste este ca si intrebarea daca un submarin inoata
-- Edsgar Dijkstra

Sa nu faci nimic e tare greu. Nu stii cand ai terminat.
-- Leslie Nielsen

Nu lua viata in serios. Nu o sa iesi din ea viu.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Bobby, have you tried... *not* being a mutant?

Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler:

Excuse me. They say you can imitate anyone. Even their voice.

Mystique: [in Nightcrawler's voice]

Even their voice.

Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler:

Then why not stay in disguise all the time? You know — look like everyone else?

Mystique:

Because we shouldn't have to.

Opinia mea

Opinia mea

Eu sunt lucratorul cinstit si tenace
Mareata mi-e fapta si truda mi-e "grea",
De-aceea eu am despre tot ce se face
Opinia mea!

In coarne de-as lua pentru ea lumea toata,
Cedarea ca lupta mi-ar fi mult mai grea,
Pe viata o data, pe moarte o data,
Opinia mea.

Singur de-as fi pe a mea baricada
Si-n rest milioane cu tifla mi-ar da,
Pastrez, chiar cand capul vor altii sa-mi cada,
Opinia mea!!!

Respect institutii, opinii celebre,
Cultiv disciplina si-s gata de ea,
Sunt om social, dar conserv in vertebre
Opinia mea!

Eu pot si sa rad daca hotii-mi sparg casa,
Flegmatic ma las depasit pe sosea,
Mai am, cand pe front imi luati si mireasa,
Opinia mea.

Acolo e sudul, acolo e nordul,
Am dreptul la NU, daca vreti sa fiu DA...
Vitala e lupta, normal dezacordul,
Opinia mea!!!

Furnica pot fi... si accept sa fiu greier,
Chiar limba din gura de mi s-ar taia,
Intreaga-mi ramane, zidita in creier,
Opinia mea!!!

Cat om ma socot, duc pe frunte toti spinii,
Si crucea mi-o port, ca si cand as zbura,
Caci omul e om cat mai are opinii,
Aceasta-i opinia mea.